My wife asked me to occasionally contribute to Penguins in Pink. She said write something silly, so I tried my best. An Ode to Bacon a poem by James to one of his favorite things, bacon!
Salt and fat have much appeal,
So when I sit to take a meal,
With loud demands and hands a-shakin’,
Bring me lots and lots of bacon!
Served with eggs or cheese or toast,
Fried or seared or even roast,
There’s just one thing that gets me quakin’,
Bring me loads and loads of bacon!
Be it crispy crunchy great,
Or wobbly salty on my plate,
My demands can’t be mistaken,
Bring me scores and scores of bacon!
Coffee’s great to start the day,
But fatty meat is here to stay,
So every morning when I waken,
Bring me tons and tons of bacon!
Live long and prosper!
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